Friday, March 14, 2008

Based on a True Story

-Seven text messages? Why would my phone have seven text messages? I only put it down here 5 minutes ago. And all of them are from a number I don't recognize.

Message from:
(Unrecognized number)

why do you
have to be such
a jerk i dont

06/24 3:31P

Message from:
(Unrecognized number)

know why you
acted like that i
always hug my
friends

06/24 3:31P

Message from:
(Unrecognized number)

when i see them
after you date
someone for
two years you

06/24 3:32P

Message from:
(Unrecognized number)

would think that
you could still be
friends i know you
were out with

06/24 3:32P

Message from:
(Unrecognized number)

jamie even though
you told me that
you hated her
i don't see why*

06/24 3:32P

Message from:
(Unrecognized number)

its a big deal
that i ran up and
hugged you
i mean what

06/24 3:33P

Message from:
(Unrecognized number)

is your problem?

06/24 3:33P

Choose your own adventure!

*The digital era has taken a simple wrong number and used it to thrust you directly into someone else's life! Some guy with a number similar to yours is in the middle of a fight with his ex-girlfriend, and now it's part of your day!

How will you text in response?*

A. Ignore the messages, let her figure it out for herself
B. Politely inform her that she has the wrong number
C. Tell her she has the wrong number, but give her some worldly advice for her trouble
D. Step up, and go to bat for this guy, even though you've never met him

. . .

You have chosen: D. Step up, and go to bat for this guy, even though you've never met him.
Enter your response!

Message to:
(Unrecognized number)

oh come on you
know exactly what
you were doing and
at least jamie isnt a

06/24 3:35P

*It's almost like a modern haiku, isn't it?

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