Linguistic Public Service Announcement
Through intense research, which is to say that I made something up and think it's funny, I have determined that our modern speech requires a slight tweak.
The people who want Apple's iPhone, the people who use it, and the people who mock the people who use it are hitting a verbal wall when referring to the device.
People who love the iPhone are so enamored with it that they have trouble saying things like this:
"Yes, I have an iPhone."
See? "An" iPhone. How dingy and common that sounds to the Mac user! If you listen closely, you'll hear their voice quivver a little as they stumble past that clumsy article. They have hidden this device in their hearts, and need a way to ennoble that!
Similarly, people who make fun of the people who use iPhones have trouble describing the kind of distressingly amourous affection that's common among their iPhone-using friends.
"Oh what, you gonna play with your iPhone now?"
It just doesn't work quite right. "Your iPhone?" Mac-users aren't enamored with "this particular" device. They love it conceptually. They love the IDEA of it all.
And that's why I think my solution is so elegant. iPhone requires no article. It should not be referred to as a bunch of individual things, but as a substance.
"Yes, I have iPhone. I got iPhone when they released 3G iPhone. Hang on, I need to look something up on iPhone."
Not "an" iPhone, but just "iPhone."
And now the possessive isn't needed, either!
"Oh what, you gonna play with iPhone now?Oooh, look at that! My dropped calls have never looked so CRISP! The resolution is almost as high as the cost of the DATA PACKAGE!"
I think it's clear that this change is better for everyone. iPhone users get a way to speak of their device like a person, a friend. iPhone haters get a way to point out how rediculous it is that people think of this device as a person, a friend.
Please begin spreading this usage.*
*And when you see one in use, say "beep, beep, beep, iPhone, beep beep." It's always funny.