FANTASY TRILOGY I: PART ONE: THE FIRSTING
This is AWESOME!
I have totally always wanted to write an OPENING SCROLL for a movie!
How sweet is this? I can write whatever I want in BIG LETTERS to make it all DRAMATIC. I wonder if they'll do the STAR WARS things where the text CRAWLS INTO INFINITY!
Okay, okay. I gotta be cool here. Can't blow this cause it sets up the whole movie.
Here we go . . .
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base . . .
Haha! No, not really. That's STAR WARS. I was just messing with you. Sorry, had to do that. Okay, for real this time . . .
The world is changed; I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth . . .
LOL, no that's FELLOWSHIP. Oh man, I did it again. It's just so much FUN! It almost doesn't matter what you write, everything looks cool in BIG LETTERS against a star field.
Here, check this out:
War has come to the world of the setting! The dark forces of an ancient evil are amassing at the FORTRESS OF WHATEVER!*
With his dark army of basically-zombies-even-though-they're-called-something else, and his elite guard of slightly-harder-to-kill-dudes, the BAD GUY seems unstoppable.
Until . . .
One OTHER GUY, as foretold by an ANCIENT PROPHESY, emerges to fight back against the BAD GUY, and probably unite everyone or something. But first he must seek out the MINOR CHARACTERS to help him get, make, or reforge some kind of THING, like a sword or wand!
I don't know, maybe it's a MACE of DESTINY!
Will he succeed? YEAH, PROBABLY!
But it's gonna take nine more films for you to see how!
GET COMFORTABLE . . .
*I mean if you're going to name something "Mount Doom," you might as well.