-The word "brewery" is kinda hard to pronounce, you almost can't say it without sounding drunk. It makes me think that the original pronunciation was something else entirely, but it's been slurred into oblivion by generations of intoxicated people. "I'm comin' home from the brurar-y. From the ber-rur-y! From the burrrrrr-y."
-Dear Carl Sagan,
Dude, what the hell are you talking about? If I wish to make an apple pie from scratch, I don't have to invent the universe.* I just go to the grocery store. It's super-easy.
Your pal, Sam
-I can't look at the word "ration" without reading it as "rat ion," which I guess would be a rat with a negative electrical charge.
-My hobby: Saying nice things in a sleazy way. "Check that out that girl. Ohhhh yeah, I would buy THAT some flowers."
-There should be a mixer event for geeks called "Speed Chess Dating."
*It does make a good intro to Glorious Dawn, though.