Loading context file "gary" from memory . . . . . . . done
Beginning scan . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Grammatical structure: acceptable
Emotional content: neutral
Video game references: none
Alterations to normal speech pattern that could indicate an early zombie virus infection: clean
Beginning response calculation . . . .
Checking original statement for . . .
"That's what she said" jokes: no valid interpretation
"Your mom" jokes: 1 candidate "Your mom wants to have lunch today."
Accessing candidate . . . . 2% humor
Recommended action: abandon
Weighing decision: approved
Suggested response: "Okay"
Checking response candidate for joke counter-statements . . . approved:statement is white-listed
Gary: Why does it always take you so long to answer?*
Sam: . . . . . Why does it always take your mom so long to answer?
*Ever see a crazy person muttering to himself? That's what happens when you don't terminate your code.