So what will 2012 hold for us? Find out in:
"2012, HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS"
In 2012 . . . The world will enter a golden age of humanity! But it won't matter because . . .
In 2012 . . . The world will be destroyed by a rogue planet!
In 2012 . . . The rogue planet will itself be destroyed when Earth's magnetic poles flip!
In 2012 . . . Survivors will have to throw away their compasses, or else like . . . they'll have to keep remembering that it's the other way! It will mess with people!
In 2012 . . . The magnetic reversal will catapult Earth, which will already be destroyed, through the center of the universe!
In 2012 . . . The center of the universe will immediately enter a golden age, then be destroyed by a rogue planet!
In 2012 . . . That rogue planet will be destroyed by a Mayan god!
In 2012 . . . The Mayan god will come in the form of a rogue planet!
In 2012 . . . Woooooooooooooooo!*
*Also considered a pseudoscience.